Counterfactual Identity part two

On the morning of March 15 I the warrior mermaid princess gaze into the mirror and braid my long bueatiful hair and place a seashell helmet on my head. I feel victory in my heart and know that the coral reefs will be safe and live in peace again. I go to the talapia army and ask a million sea snakes to fasten a million clam shells to the heads of a million talapia fish so that they can push the water. We will swim together so fast that we will create a wave 500 hundred feet high. Then a million sharks and pirranas will follow to clean up the filth. Neptune rose his pitch fork in the air and the rows of talapia began from 20 miles out in the ocean to move the water up. Row by row the wave became higher and taller. The sea level behind the fish sunk to a couple feet as the wave in front became a towering 300 feet. They needed more whales with their tales swimming backwards to follow behind and give them an extra 200 feet. The water crashed onto the village and swept their homes away. Next the mall was smashed down to the ground and all the cars sailed away from the parking lots. The people of Japan were not able to fight the water and surrenderd to rebellion becuase they did not have enough boats to fight all fish. They also had no electricity. The sea won and it was karma that some day they would win. I tell the fish that we now have a boundary agreement and thay will not trespass. We are happy now but someday and evil one will again try to conquer our ocean. We wish them well and hope they will rebuild there homes and live peacefully with us but until then this is war.